PIRANHA (2010)

I didn’t know what to think when I was leaving the theater. I felt like I had been watching two different movies all at once, one was about hungry killer fishes and another one was about naked sexy girls. From the beginning, I do not expect much from thiz no-need-remake. But for the result, the movie has not only falls into B-Class movie, but thiz one definitely becomes what I called C-Class movie. There is no innovation and every single aspect is lack of creativity. It’s all about gore and nudity with mediocre Actors such as Elisabeth Shue, Ving Rhames, Christopher Lloyd, Steven R. McQueen and “My Secret Identity” (1988-1991) star, Jerry O’Connell. Plus cameo appearances from Eli Roth and Richard Dreyfuss. Nobody shines in thiz movie, especially O’Connell who is extremely annoying. The movie is directed by slash movie specialist, Alexandre Aja. Aja is the man behind “Mirrors” (2008) and the remake of “The Hills Have Eyes” (2006). The story is extremely awful. There is nothing worth watching, except a group of people are having party and suddenly eaten by fish. Everything is completely rip-off from similar genre like “Jaws” quadrilogy (1975-1987) and even the original “Piranha” (1978). One thing is for sure, do not take your children to see thiz movie. But like I ever said before,”Sometimes we need bad movie (like thiz) to make other movie looks good.”

Stars : 3/10
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Jonny Fendi



"The first bite draws blood. The blood draws the pack."